2009/04/18

電影《The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy》

這是2005年的電影《星際大奇航》,很棒的好萊塢電影。裡面有一大堆驚奇,不過電影的步調很快,要努力一點才跟的上。

它一開始就打破所有既定的概念、事物--地球,所以接下來出現的人事物全部都是新的,新鮮/新奇/新穎的。還有對於女主角感於大家都認不出她扮的是達爾文,我實在心有戚戚焉。

裡面爆笑的橋段實在太多了,我一時記不完,但是每個都很感動,而且感動的要掉眼淚。這眼淚裡同時有三種:

1.笑到流眼淚。
2.感動的眼淚。
3.破涕為笑的眼淚。

很神奇的一部電影。尤其我還在廁所看到它的廣告寫著:
「一肚子大便嗎? 來看星際大奇航。7月15日 懸壺濟世」
光是「懸壺濟世」這幾個字,就夠讓我笑到跌倒在地上了。實在是心有戚戚焉啊!

因為愛上這部電影,所以還去找原著小說來看。沒想到當時在台灣似乎不是很紅,找到的中譯本又不喜歡,最後還是在誠品(跑了好幾家)最高處的角落找到原文小說。在網路上才發現,這位作者雖然已經過世,但在英美國家還有不少死忠書迷(這本來就是暢銷小說改編的電影嘛 :P)。關於作者有一篇不錯的簡介

內容充滿對社會的諷刺,既荒謬又令人感動,小說文字也很曲折打結,有點爆笑。這部電影則拍出了原著小說精髓,而且把小說連珠砲似地文字轉換成簡單又諷刺的動畫,把原著的精神發揮的淋漓盡致!所以原著小說值得看,電影也值得收藏!

2009/04/10

騙很大的簡訊

最近收到一則簡訊:

你已經被(((幸福泡泡機)))鎖定,簡訊輸入66傳送到8086
快看是誰留了一則愛情占卜給你

本來是半信半疑加上一點小鹿亂撞,但是要輸入什麼傳送什麼的東西,沒確定是什麼東西之前動作還是保留一點。

上網google一下,沒想到已經有類似的受害者出現(有給它挫到),原來那是一個網站(不想連結)的資訊提供服務,利用手機傳送的號碼,就等於是做了「訂閱」該網站手機電子報的動作,一天要10元,累積下來也是一筆錢啊!不小心一點還真的會受騙上當!這個年代還真是騙很多/大啊!不小心訂閱的,還要去該網站做解除訂閱的動作......

2009/04/06

電影《The Holiday》的台詞

這部電影在上映的時候大約是聖誕假期,本來以為只是一般聖誕節的溫馨愛情故事,沒想到看過之後,才發覺裡面的台詞深深抓住我的心。這部編劇兼導演 Nancy Meyers 曾得過美國編劇大獎,裡面的台詞很有深度,加上 Kate Winslet 和其他大牌名星實力派的演出,使台詞被演繹地張力十足,光是看台詞就好想拿本筆記抄下來,以後可以再三回味。所以就到imdb的網站收了一些我很喜歡的片段,如果有dvd的翻譯就更好了。

首先是Kate(Iris)半自我介紹的旁白:

Iris: I've found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said Journeys end in lovers meeting.

What an extraordinary thought. Personally, I have not experienced anything remotely close to that, but I am more than willing to believe Shakespeare had. I suppose I think about love more than anyone really should. I am constantly amazed by its sheer power to alter and define our lives. It was Shakespeare who also said love is blind. Now that is something I know to be true. For some quite inexplicably, love fades; for others love is simply lost. But then of course love can also be found, even if just for the night.

And then, there's another kind of love: the cruelest kind. The one that almost kills its victims. Its called unrequited love. Of that I am an expert. Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone? We are the victims of the one sided affair. We are the cursed of the loved ones. We are the unloved ones, the walking wounded. The handicapped without the advantage of a great parking space!

還有Miles和Iris的對話:

Iris: Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time she does something that tells you she's no good, you ignore it. And every time she comes through and suprises you, she wins you over, and you lose that argument with yourself, that she's not for you.

Miles: Exactly, and on top of that there's the old standby, I can't believe a girl like that would actually be with a guy like me.

老編劇和Iris的對話也很經典:

Arthur Abbott: Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.

Iris: You're so right. You're supposed to be the leading lady of your own life, for god's sake! Arthur, I've been going to a therapist for three years, and she's never explained things to me that well. That was brilliant. Brutal, but brilliant.

我最喜歡的就是Iris對Miles自白的一段話:

What I'm trying to say is, I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible, and how it can actually ache in places that you didn't know you had inside you,

and it doesn't matter how many new haircuts you get, or gyms you join,
or how many glasses of chardonnay you drink with your girlfriends...

You still go to bed every night going over every detail and wonder what youdid wrong or how you could have misunderstood.
And how in the hell for that brief moment you could think that you were that happy.

And sometimes you can even convince yourself that he'll see the light and show up at your door.
And after all that, however long all that may be,you'll go somewhere new.
And you'll meet people who make you feel worthwhile again.
And little peices of your soul will finally come back.
And all thatfuzzy stuff, those years of your life that you wasted,
that will eventually begin to fade.

Iris的爆發自白也很振奮人心:

[Iris gets up from the couch]
Iris: This was a really close call. You know, I never really though I'd say this, literally never, but I think you were absolutely right about us. Very square peg, very round hole.
Jasper: You cannot mean that.
Iris: The great thing is I actually do. And I'm about three years late in telling you this, but nevertheless I need to say it. Jasper. Wait, I need the lights on. Jasper, you have never treated me right. Ever.
Jasper: Oh, babe.
Iris: Shush. You broke my heart. And you acted like somehow it was my fault, my misunderstanding, and I was too in love with you to ever be mad at you, so I just punished myself! For years! But you waltzing in here on my lovely Christmas holiday, and telling me that you don't want to lose me whilst you're about to get MARRIED, somehow newly entitles me to say, it's over. This - This twisted, toxic THING between us, is finally finished! I'm miraculously done being in love with you! Ha! I've got a life to start living.
[Picks up Jasper's jacket, walking to the door]
Iris: And you're not going to be in it.
Jasper: Darling.
Iris: Now I've got somewhere really important to be, and you have got to get the hell out.
[Opens the door]
Iris: Now!
Jasper: What exactly has got into you?
Iris: I don't know.
[Pushes Jasper out the door]
Iris: But I think what I've got is something slightly resembling, gumption.
[Slams door shut in Jasper's face. Lifts hands up and screams with joy]

Graham的這段話堪稱求愛經典,配上 Jude Law 帥氣又迷人的誠懇,不管哪個女生聽到都很難不"陷下去"吧!

Graham: I have another scenario for you - I'm in love with you. I apologize for the blunt delivery, but as problematic as this fact may be, I'm in love... with YOU. I'm not feeling this because you're leaving, and not because it feels good to feel this way... which, by the way, it does, or did before you went off like that. I can't figure out the mathematics of this, I just know I love you. I can't believe how many times I'm saying it! And I never thought I'd feel this way again, so that's pretty phenomenal. And I realize that I come as a package deal: 3 for the price of 1. I know my package, perhaps in the light of day, isn't all that wonderful, but I finally know what I want and that, in itself, is a miracle. And what I want is YOU.

這部電影最精彩的就是看那些演員演繹這些精彩的對話,每一個對話的小橋段都很經典,非常推薦這部電影。

2009/01/28

消費折價券

最近看到很多鼓勵使用消費券的方法,看到最多的(大賣場)是滿額就送折價券,而玄機就在這些折價券裡。

以前我用的折價券類型,都是屬於禮券,也就是幾乎相當於現金的使用方法,而且找零也是合法的(雖然願意找的幾乎沒有)。

就在最近,我才發現這些折價券不是禮券了,而它們居然還擁有"滿額"的特性!也就是說,如果是面額200元的滿額折價券,這張紙發生效用的時刻,只有在當事人購買滿面額數字乘以10的消費金額時,"折價券"的性質才能成立!複雜地說,就是"強迫九折以下"折價券。

但是這樣一來,
如果我花完3千6的消費券,可以拿到面額200和500共値7200的滿額折價券,我也根本沒有6萬5千多的閒錢去消費啊!尤其當這折價券還有使用期限(限定期限之前或之後)的時候!!那更是雪上加霜!在期限之前使用,是本來就沒有那麼多閒錢;在期限之後才可以使用,那我怎麼知道商家在期限之後,只要把價格漲個一成左右,這些折價券就更失去"折價"的意義啦!

到頭來好像都是一場空,只是鼓勵民眾去消費的"夢幻泡影"!在這來來去去之間,唯一勉強可以稱得上是有意義的,就是"去消費"這一件事了。

2008/12/31

很久之前的雲

這是很久以前的某兩天用手機拍的天空,時間都是下午。因為是2008年拍的,所以部落格的債不要欠過年。 :p